A videofic to ‘It´s Sister Jenny´s Turn to Throw the Bomb´ by Leslie Fish
interior of ...
In an anarchistic garret, so dingy and so mean
Scarlet, hair down, wearing a halter-top, tight jeans and boots, kicking a pile of laundry out of the way
Smell the pungent odor of nitroglycerine
Tseng, shirtless but with a short open jacket, fatigue pants and combat boots, holding several sticks of dynamite
From the piles of pipe and powder, and pamphlets to the sky
Elena sprawled on her stomach on the couch, propped up on one elbow, poking through a stack of pamphlets that threatens to fall on the tabby cat lying half-under the end-table
Midst the dust and dirty laundry you can hear this mournful cry:
all cast except Elena sing, and hand off the bomb mentioned in the chorus to her
Oh it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the Bomb!
riotous anti-globalization demonstration. Elena is the very model of a modern anarchist-gurl in a ripped baby-doll t-shirt, torn jeans and combat boots, throwing a molotov at a police cruiser
God knows what's become of Brother Tom
- Scarlet solo: Brother Tom!
Vincent, wearing only the tight black pants and boots, chained to the wall, in the basement of the Shinra mansion.
Momma's aim is bad
Scarlet hurls a tear-gas bomb into a group of cops; it misses and sails into a group of reporters and explodes in a cloud that drifts toward some very confused diplomats
And the cops, they all know Dad
Tseng, surrounded by cops in riot gear, calmly explaining that these are all fake explosives and he's only here for the beer
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the Bomb!
Elena, with a wild bright smile that says she´s getting a little too into this, throws another tear gas bomb at the riot cops; it explodes in the middle of them creating an enormous choking cloud
There are knives and guns and daggers scattered on the front room floor
Elena picking up guns from the floor, discarding them again, until she finds her favorite revolver
Look behind the sofa, you'll find two dozen more
Tseng drags Masamune from behind the couch
But Cousin Mack's in prison, and Grandpa is long dead
cut to Rude in a prison cell, jamming on a harmonica and then to President Shinra, wearing a bad 40s suit, in a seedy, cheap office with Masamune sticking through him
And Uncle Jim has left us to become a Frisco Red
Reeve in denim shorts and a tank-top, picketing something or other
all cast except Elena sing, and hand off the bomb mentioned in the chorus to her
Oh it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the Bomb!
Another globalization protest, and Elena throws a bomb. Seconds later there´s a shockwave that knocks out windows for half a block
God knows what's become of Brother Tom
- Scarlet solo: Brother Tom!
Vincent, still shirtless, no longer chained, facing down a fully-clothed Hojo
Momma's aim is bad
Scarlet hurls a knife at Tseng which slams into the wall a few inches away; they circle each other in a fight or a prelude to sex or both
And the cops, they all know Dad
Tseng, once again surrounded by riot cops, calmly explaining that 'I am not the man you're looking for, and this is not a sufficient amount of explosives to destroy this large convention center'
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the bomb!
Elena blowing up a police cruiser in a spectacular fashion with a maniacal grin on her face
In the hall you'll find the baby teething on some dynamite
Tseng attempting to retrieve a stick of dynamite from a two-year-old blonde girl who does not want to give it up
Try to get it from her and you'll find you're in a fight
Two-year-old bonks Tseng over the head with a lead-weighted toy, much to Scarlet's amusement
But she's too young to do it, and Momma's baking bread
Tseng finally gets the dynamite away from her and yells at Scarlet. Scarlet ignores him and goes on mixing plastique in a bread pan
And Uncle Jake is tripping and he's flipping out his head
Palmer (in the most horrible loud Hawaiian shirt imaginable and violently clashing shorts) bouncing wildly up and down, and devouring an entire bowl of raw chocolate chip cookie dough
all cast except Elena sing, and hand off the bomb mentioned in the chorus to her
Oh it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the bomb!
Elena pushes the plunger and causes an explosion that sends all of Avalanche flying into the air - except Yuffie, who is sitting on the sidelines with a tub of popcorn
God knows what's become of Brother Tom
- Scarlet solo: Brother Tom!
Vincent in speedos, having just come up from a night swim at a white sand beach, all nice and wet ...
Momma's aim is bad
Scarlet hurls a rock at Tseng, misses him, hits a riot cop and knocks him out
And the cops, they all know Dad
Tseng, once again calmly explaining that he doesn't know any of these people, this is not his vehicle, and he certainly doesn't know anything about the plastique
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the bomb!
Elena, with great glee, blowing up Heidegger's limo; Heidegger attempts to achieve orbit
There's a sabo-tabby kitten sitting purring by the door
the tabby cat sitting Egyptian-style by the door on Tseng's Guns and Ammo magazine, much to his aggravation
And lying in the bed there's a smiling saboteur
Reno. stripped down to his boxers, sprawled over the bed with a silly smile on his face
But a cat's no good at bombing, and none of us is sure
The cat, insulted, stalks out of the scene. Tseng snatches his Guns and Ammo magazine
That that smiling sleeping freak is not a pink (pig?) provocateur
Reno rolls over in his sleep and falls off the bed
all cast except Elena sing, and hand off the bomb mentioned in the chorus to her
Oh it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the bomb!
Elena (who is definitely enjoying this entirely too much) hurling smoke bombs at mounted police as other protesters in the background brawl with cops on foot
God knows what's become of Brother Tom
- Scarlet solo: Brother Tom!
Vincent in nothing but a towel in a hotel bathroom
Momma's aim is bad
Scarlet hurls a tear gas bomb at reporters and hits the riot cops, causing a cloud that drifts towards now rather frightened diplomats
And the cops, they all know Dad
Tseng, once again surrounded by cops, calmly explaining that he's an undercover FBI agent and they've just blown his cover
So it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb
- Tseng solo: Throw the bomb!
Elena, in front of an enormous control panel, sets off a spectacular series of explosions that involves fireworks, plastique, and the new Soldier Field in Chicago
finis